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App Sabhi Khawateen wa Hazraat
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Hamre Ghar par Kal Invite Kiye Jate Hain
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Eid Ki.
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Saf Safai Ke Liye.
... MaharBani Karke Apne Apne Jhadu...aur safai ke kapde sath layen.
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.Eid Mubarak

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News: Indian Government ne 25 paise ke coins band Kiya.

Reason: Guess??

Anyone????

Nahi Maloom????
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Are Jab Woh Kog Ek Anna Ko control nahi kar paye tu char Anna Ko Kaise Control Karenge?

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Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
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Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain

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hmmmmm.....!!!

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Salam,

9876543210

Ye Mera

Airtel Ka "Naya"


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Number
Mat Samjh Lena
Pagal
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ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hain.....

Ab Bewakufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna...

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Ajj Ki breaking news : National Park main ek sher ne ek Bhaiye ko maar dala....

Save bhaiyas only.... 6,75,45,384567 left in Mumbai.

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Octopus Paul Baba ne bhavishwani ki hain ki...

Next cricket world cup Jitne wali team

hogi...

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Are niche kya dekh rahe hu...

ye ek afwah hain..

Octopus Paul Baba cricket nahi dekte.


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Hello Friends,

Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.

Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.

Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain....

Bolo Kya?
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Tooth Brush..

Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho. :)

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1)  Robert : Boss Maine Koi Galti Nahi Ki, Phir Bhi App Mujhe Saza Kyon De Rahain Hain?

Lion (Ajit) : Very Simple Robert, Zamana Prepaid ka hai, Pehle Saza Bhugtu Bad main Galti Karo.

2)  Do Mendak Baat Kar Rahe the:

Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Pehla : Yaar Kuch bhi kar topic mat change kar

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Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya

Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya

Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na jab nikle paise lohar bhi mujhse rooth gaya

Kis shouq se maine jane ada aakar tera daman pakda tha
Jab teri mummi ne dekh liya mere hath se daman choot gaya

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain
kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gaya


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Beghair Mirchon ka salan paka liya maine
Ki ek goongi ko apna bana liya maine
Kisi ne dekh liya jab bhi uske photo ko
To sherwani me fauran chupa liya maine

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Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
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Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai!!!!! ;)

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>�)(�<
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Me Shbshe Nalaj Hu
Melko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kishiko Meli Yad Ni Aati

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Mere pass Mobile hai, nokia, smasung, black berry, n series hai,

Tumhare pass kya.....

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Mere Pass.....

Mere Pass Sim Card Hai....

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Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,

Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,

Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,

Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,

Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH


YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:)

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Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai,

Suraj kehty usme to aag hai,

socha tumko Bandar keh doon....

magar us kambakht mein bhi Dimagh hay..;-)

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Wada To Nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaneki,
Koshish Yahi rahegi aapko nahi satayenge,
zarurat aa padi to dilse pukarna,
hum hagte bhi hunge to bina dhoye hi chale ayenge