Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Hindi SMS - Girl Friend SMS

Bhakt - Bhagwan! Mujhe dard De, dukh de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere piche har muskil laga de.

Bhagwan - Abe!!! paheli kyon bhuja raha hai sale, ek line main bol na Girl Friend chaiye!

Urdu SMS - Urdu Joke SMS - Funny Hindi SMS - Funny Urdu SMS

1) Jo Jaldi mile woh hai gum,
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum,
jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,
jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP Ka SMS :)

2) Life is like math...
Life is like math....
Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro,
khushyon ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao


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Urdu SMS - Urdu Joke SMS - Funny Hindi SMS - Funny Urdu SMS

1) Ajj Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ajj Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha

2) Dosti Karo College wali se,
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
........aur maar khao ger wali se.