Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Sardar SMS

3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop....

sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga....

Funny SMS Joke - Shayari SMS

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!