Istri K Kitne Paise Lo Gay

Sardar Dhobi Se:
Istri K Kitne Paise Lo Gay?

Dhobi:
Sardar G! Sirf 15 Rupay..

Sardar Ne 15 Rupay Rakhe Aur
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Istri Utha K Bhaag Gaya.. :P :D

Sardar Door Se Doorbin Laga Kar

Sardar Door Se Doorbin Laga Kar
Janaza Dekh Raha Tha..
Kisi ne pucha:
'Itni door se kyun dekh rahe ho?'
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Sardar:
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Door Ka Rishtedaar Tha Yaar.. :P :D

Ajeeb Sa Signature

Bank Manager: Ye kya
ajeeb sa signature hai..?
'@@'
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Sardar: Daadi k hain..
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Manager: Kya naam hai unka?
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Sardar:
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Jalebi Baai.. :P :D