Please pray for me

Please pray for me.
I will be going to
the hospital tommorow.
I think i have a problem
with my eyes.
Every time I look into
my wallet, I see nothing..😕😭

2016 K Aakhri Weeks

"""""""""""
=2016=
"""""""""""
Khatam hone me kuch
hee hafty baki Hein
+
Koi
+
Ghalti
+
Gustakhi
+
Koi khata
+
Waghera
+
Ho
+
Gaee
+
Ho
+
To
+
Plz
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
Mujh se Maafi maang lo. 
Aj Mera mood achha hai ;)

Shohar Aur Biwi Qabristan Mein

Shohar Biwi ko Picnic k liye
Qabristan le gaya..
..
Biwi: Ye kiya bakwas hai..?
..
Shohar: Pagali, Log martay hain
yahan aanay k liye.. -;) :-D

Pagal Tanhai Mein

1 Sawal:

Pagal tanhai main
kya Mehsoos karta hai?
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Zaruri nahi k abi reply kro.

Jab MEHSOOS karo to batadena..;-)
...hahahaha...

Mujhe Boys Pe Trust Nahi

ME : I Like U...  😘
.
She : Sorry Mjhy
#Boys Pr Trust Ni...  😏
.
ME : OK Behan Apny Liye
Koi Achi Si Larki Dhoond Ly ...😝
😂😂😂

Dosto Ko Shadi Mubarak

Jo dost Shadi shuda ha unhen
Shadi Mubarik

Aur jo abi tak
.
.

.
Kanware hain
.
.
.
Unhen Azadi Mubarak 😉

Meri Shadi Nahi Huwi

Dukh is bat ka nahi k meri shadi nahi hui
.
.
.
Khushi to is bat ki hai k uski b nahi hui
(",)/
<))
/ >
Is prcham k saye talay
hm 1 hain
Hm 1 hain
Advance Jashn.e.Azadi Mubarik

Aaj Main Kesi Lag Rahi Thi

Girl: Aj main kesi lag rahi thi ?

Boy: Buhat cute...

Girl: Sachiiiii...

Boy: Han mèri jan...

Girl : Acha kiya kar rahy ho ?

Boy: """Mazaq"""  :-D ;-)

Check My Moms Eyes

Girl to Doctor:
Please check my Mom's eyes..
.
Doctor: What's the problem..?
.
Girl:
Inn Ko Meri Shadi K Ilawa Kuch Aur Nazar Hi Nahi Aata.. 😞😨

Goongi Biwi

Bachpan Mein Maa Baap Dratay Thay K
Mendak(Frog) Ko Pathar Mara Tou
Goongi Biwi Mily Gi..
Bohat Dar Lagta Tha..
Ab Sochta Hon K Pathar
Maar He Dya Hota..
..
Aik Namaloom Shohar
Ki Hasratain
 

Baby Kurkure Khaogi

Me: Baby Kurkure Khaogi..?
..
She: Nahi..
..
Me: Kyun ?? :-/
..
..
She: Kyun K
Baby ko "Lays" Pasand hai.. :-P :-D

Larkion ka bus nahi chalta

Larkion ka bus nahi chalta
warna
Medical store par bhi
apni farmaishen shru kar den..
.
"Bhai ye Goli kisi aur color mein dikhana.." :-P :-/

Khatarnaak Khabar

Tamaam ghair shadi shuda nojawan
larkon aur larkion ko
khabar di jati hai k wo
2017 se pehly pehly shadi rachayen
warna
is k baad shadi k liye NTS pass karna hoga.. :-P

Windows Password Problem

PASSWORD PROBLEMS:
 
WINDOWS:   Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage 
 

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
USER:   boiled cabbage
. 
.
WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
   
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
.
.
WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
 
USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages
.
.
WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
  
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
.
.
WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER:   50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!
.
.
WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
 
USER :  IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow
.
.
WINDOWS:   Sorry, that password is already in use.😂😂😂😂

She is cute

Teacher To Student Translate it into Urdu..
"Look Dear She Is Cute."

Student:
Jani Bachi Check Kr Tabahi Hay.
.
Teacher: Nikal Class se Manhoos..

Derh Saray Behn Bhai

Behn Bhai derh saray honay chahiyen,
.
Thory thory
paise mila kar
banda "Pizza" He
mangwa leta hai.. 😛😜😉

Facebook nahi hai ye

Doctor- Kya khaaya tha?

Girl- I ate Hamburger, French fries, Coke & a Pizza.

Doctor-FaceBook nahi he ye ,
Asli me kya khaya tha??

Girl - Tamater ki chatni aur Khichdi..😂

Kuch Parha Hota Tou Samajh Aata

  I am the colour of juices
You are the water of sweet wel...!!!
.
.
   Samjh ayaa . . . ?
.
.
.
     Nai na . . . ?
.
Kuch parha hota to samjh aata naaa!!! . .
Cheating kr k pass hone walon..
.
.
ye likha hey 

"Main rang sharbaton ka
Tu meethy ghaat ka paani.. ;-) :-P

WhatsApp use karti ho

Boy-- Tum WhatsApp par ho..?
.
Girl- Nahi mai to ghar par hon..
.
Boy- I mean WhatsApp use karti ho?
.
Girl- Nahi mai to FAIR & LOVELY use karti hon..
.
Boy- Arre meri Maa..tumhe WhatsApp
chalana aata hai..?
Girl- Nahi.. par tum chala lena.. main peeche baith jaungi... :-/ :-P

Aaj ka Kaam Kal Par Chor Do

Aaj ka Kaam
Kal Par Chor Do
.
Kion'k
.
.
Ho Sakta Hai
Kal Is K Liye
Machine Ejad Ho Jaye.. ;-)